I Went to a Waterpark

Holy waking nightmare I agreed to take some students here and it’s crowded and the hot tub is lukewarm and overrun with small children but not small in the cute way small as in starting middle school soon so there is devastating eye-rolling and the flow-rider surfing thing has a Vail-on-a-powder-day line also how can music be this loud and still be inaudible? The only place to sit is at a table near the bar and I can't drink because I'm on duty but if I could I would drink so much and maybe never stop and it's 1 degree out and my hair is wet so there is a 100% chance that one of the kids forgot something in the van and come to think of it that's a ray of hope because maybe we'll get hypothermia and have to go sit in a nice quiet emergency room.