A Monumental Mystery
What a small town’s “lawn cannon” tells us about public memory.
Professional Development
My best lightbulb joke.
A Modern Formulary: Exciting New Developments from Big Pharma
Better living through fake chemistry.
Grading Student Essays about Pericles while Watching Red Bull Rampage
“We’re not going to publish this.” - McSweeney’s
I Went to a Waterpark
A nightmare in two sentences.
Not Strong
Press conference in the worst town ever.
Latin Friend
Brief chapel talk about a pillar.
Hy-Vee
An AmeriCorps essay.